Tuesday, 13 December 2011

Last show of the year this Friday 16th December

Right, we thought we were done for the year but it turns out we really do have our last show of the year this Friday 16th December. We'll be playing at 11.30pm with Heck Tate on a bit earlier. Come and see out 2011 with us and party hard!

93 Feet East, Brick Lane, London.


Thursday, 8 December 2011

It's December already?

We played a couple of shows recently which we have been fully looking forward to playing and they were indeed bangers. Much thanks to both Doubledgescissor in London, who have been trying to get us down since January and Fcking the Night down in Brighton, who are cracking lads! We've been working hard on writing our 2nd album and we're pretty pumped with half of it now written, with the aim to have most of it written by the early side of next year. There should be a couple of collaborations we will be getting involved with also in the new year, so look out for them.

Our next gigs are not until the new year now so unless something last minute comes up that is us done for this year. It's been bloody marvellous! Absolute stonker of a year.

Thanks again to anyone who has bought our album. We really appreciate it. Everything of that goes towards recording the next one, so nice one!


Thursday, 1 December 2011

Brighton tonight, London Saturday..

We are playing a couple cracking shows this week:

Thursday 1st December
Fcking The Night
@ Sticky Mike's Frog Bar, Brighton w/ That Fucking Tank + Guns or Knives (Stef from Shield Your Eyes solo)

Saturday 3rd December
@ Urban Bar, Whitechapel, London w/ Sly and the Family Drone + Ladyscraper, Cutthroat Convention

They are both going to be bangers

In other news, we are half way through writing our next album.

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

End of tour round-up.

Well our tour with Theo is done and what a bloody brilliant time we had, which included cheese parties, chips, tunnels, birthdays, police, and a circus big top. We we got to play in London, Manchester, Antwerp, Maastricht and Reims, with Paris unfortunately canceled due to police intervention.  Massive cheers to Dave/Good Rats for the lending of his incredible van Betty, Tommy Royds and guys in Mile End who let us play in their living room, the lovely people up in Manchester who had faith in a sweet funk band and for the great homemade flavoured booze, the guys at Scheld'apen for the best food we've eaten for a long time and for generally sorting us out proper good, Stefan /True Champions Ride On Speed, Charlotte and all of the wonderful people in Gent for having us at their excellent 'my little pony' themed house party, Kees and all at LBB, Maastricht for having us and giving us a great time in your special home, and thank you to Reims - Francesco/Clément and everyone involved with Deux Épis Asso. You guys are awesome and definitely know how to party hard. Cheers!

We got to play with some good bands too; a Manchester funk band whose name we don't know, True Champions Ride On Speed (BE), Juffage (US), Christof (NL), and the incredible Ahleuchatistas (US)

Getting to see Theo each night was a right pleasure too. He's a bit good. Big time.

Theo and ourselves will be doing the same again next year if all goes to plan, just a little bit longer and nearer the summer.

Nice one x

One Man Team Dance - Persistent Play Fighter. from Sam on Vimeo.

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Tour on Friday

This coming Friday we start our Europe Tour with the bloody marvellous THEO It will take us to London, Manchester, Antwerp, Maastricht, Reims and Paris, with the privilege to be playing a few house shows, a couple of venues, a tent and a huge abandoned factory which is now an absolutely fantastic squat.

Our album in now up on our bandcamp to stream, buy digitally or on our preferred format, VINYL! As always we are looking for shows so if you want us to play for you when we get back after 2 weeks, we'd love to!


Sunday, 18 September 2011

Set Menu out now!

Our record it here and ready, you can buy it from Dead Pilot Records or from us at shows.  We've got our album launch show at catch on 28th September at Catch to celebrate it's release, you can view the facebook event here.  See you there!  We're also looking to fill a couple of dates of our tour with Theo so if you want to book us please get in touch.

Nice one!

Tuesday, 16 August 2011


We've got wind that the test pressings of our LP will be with us in a week (apparently) so in about 3 weeks we should finally have the record in our hands. Exciting news! We'll organise some kind of launch show somewhere so you can get your paws on it.

We recently played at Nozstock festival and the second Snaketown night in Shoreditch, both of which were bloody brilliant! We've got a couple of excellent shows coming up:

Thursday 25th August
End of Radio
Nitkowski * Orders of the British Empire * Wild Dogs in Winter
The Unicorn, 227 Camden Road, NW1 9AA

Wednesday 28th August
zine & not heard
Catch, Shoreditch.

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

A few shows coming up

Hello. We've got a few shows coming up in the next week or so which we thought we should tell you about. They are:

29/07 Fri - Finsbury Park @The Silver Bullet
31/07 Sun - Bromyard, Herts @ Nozstock: The Hidden Valley Festival. [Bandstand stage] website
03/08 Wed - Shoreditch @ Catch facebook

Friday, 8 July 2011

Us in Orlando!

We played a few shows in Orlando recently. This was our first one at Orlando Brewing. It was very hot and sunny, and there was lots and lots of beer! Filmed by Ashlyn Williams.

We played Doubledotbash!? All dayer last weekend which was absolutely awesome. Thank you to Mark Harrison and the Doubledotdash!? guys and everyone at South Street Arts Centre for putting on such a great day of music. Shield Your Eyes were outstanding!

Monday, 27 June 2011

Tournée est plus

Well that's our first tour done and dusted. We had the best time in France. We drove 1500 miles. We learnt a bit of french on the way. We got treated absolutely amazingly by all. We got to play with some fantastic bands, and some interesting ones. We played in a cellar, in a car park, in the garden of a great squat, and in a few bars. We'll probably write a small tour diary at some point. Massive thank you to Nico (Seal of Quality) who was stonking each night and for looking after us with our lack of French language skills. Massive thanks to Julie for also looking after us, cooking us the most delicious french food and making us feel so welcome.

We will be booking shows for a tour in October with Theo for a week tour in Europe because we love it so much.

The split we did for the tour can be downloaded for free over on our bandcamp page. BANDCAMP Or just listen on here just on the right --->

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

We we're on BBC Three Counties Radio on Friday which was sweeet!

Head to, upload your music and you could have your tracks broadcast on BBC Radio

We are counting down the days till we go off to France with our friend Nico *SEAL OF QUALITY* for a week's tour. OMTD have never played in Europe, and we both haven't been to Paris before - so that with the French cheese, baguettes, wine, and getting to see Seal Of Quality every show, well that is awesome! We have recorded 3 songs for a split EP with Seal Of Quality, so if you want a copy, come get one off us in France!

Saturday, 28 May 2011

BBC Three Counties Radio & other news

So we've been asked to go to BBC Three Counties radio for a live interview on their BBC Introducing show Friday 10th June 7pm to 8pm. We've never been on the radio before so we're a little excited. Tune in then and listen to us mumble for a few minutes using this link below:

In other news:

 • We are just finishing up trying to book our French tour with Seal Of Quality for a week in June. We are gonna do a split for the tour with about 5 songs each on it.
 • We we're going to do a tour with Theo in October for a week in the UK, but we've since changed our minds and will be going to tour Europe instead!
 • We will be playing Nozstock festival in Bromyard, Herefordshire, on July 31st. This is our first show at a festival and we are chuffed to be playing. We'll be on The Bandstand, and the link to it is here: Also playing are the dudes from Heck Tate. Bosh!
 • Our album will be going to press very very soon, so we are expecting to have that in our hands within about 2 months hopefully. We will be looking to play some shows around then to try and get copies to you who want them. If anyone wants to put us on anywhere in the UK, we'll happily try and play for you if we can!

That's is for now really.
Stay classy people

Saturday, 21 May 2011


We have been asked to play the Doubledotdash!? all dayer in Reading, and we are dam right excited about it! For those who don't know, it is an all day event run by the absolutely lovely guys who make up Doubledotdash!? collective and the South Street Arts Centre. It is held at the South Street Arts Centre in Reading and is a bloody belter of a day packed full of bands from everywhere! All the information can be found on their web page HERE

Saturday 2nd July
South Street Arts Centre
1pm - midnight
Tickets are £17.50 for a whole days music with a shit ton of bands. It will be a crackin day of music.

Friday, 20 May 2011

Camden, Tomorrow

We have a gig in London tomorrow night. It is a 'Rip This Joint' show curated by the lovely Yokozuna gentlemen. Also playing are Heck Tate and Ragweed.

It will be at
The Constitution,
42 St Pancras Way,
NW1 0QT.

Starts at 8pm and will cost a mere £2!! Cheaper than a pint of beer in London. Hopefully see some of you there.

Facebook event:

Friday, 22 April 2011

Tour with Theo

We will be doing a UK tour with math rock one-man-band Theo between 21st-29th October, please get in touch if you want to book us!  If you haven't heard him, check out this video of him playing at Supersonic Festival a couple of years ago:

A Million Million Cubic Feet Of It

Theo | Myspace Music Videos

Monday, 11 April 2011

Gig and a video..

We are playing in Brighton this Wednesday with Negative Pagasus + You Two @ The Cowley Club. 8pm. £2 donation.
Link to event page here!

Here is a video of us play Bogstock a few weeks back, in the mens loos of The Nags Head in Wycombe. Things got spilt, things got broken, things got fixed. Great evening!

Friday, 8 April 2011

We are getting pumped!

Not long now till we fly over the pond to East coast America for a week tour with the great Orlandian party hounds International Auxiliary. Excited? Yes! Go listen to them and check out the other bands at Glowmobile Recording Company while you're there. Treat yourself! You've been good..

Review / lovely kind words from people:
[Click on the links for the review]

"Elsewhere I Can't Believe We Nearly Bought This is catchy in the most abstract way imaginable, with a few shouted lyrics about an Armando Iannucci sketch and..."
Lions At The Door

" a Casio-and-drums workout that probably required the duo to down a Gatorade after every song"
The Silent Ballet

"Now I'd like to introduce the greatest two-piece to come out of my horrible hometown (bit it up wycombe yo)."
zine and not heard.

We are always looking for people to review our debut album, so just get in touch if you want to review it for us! onemanteamdance [at] gmail [dot] com
Good day to you all!

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Album Stream and short notice gig...

We played Bogstock on Saturday night at The Nags Head, High Wycombe. It was all in aid of raising monies for the toilets to be refurbed - win! We somehow managed to squeeze into the lads toilets at 12.30am with about 12/15 people. Through all the commotion of it all, a pint got spilt on the electronics and caused them all to short circuit. We continued playing after some noise back from the keyboards/pedals - we had a banger! Cheers to Tom Hart (Landlord) for letting us play! Silly really. Should be some video of it somewhere.

In other news, 
• you can now stream the whole album 'SET MENU' here! You can even pre-order the album while you listen away.
• a late one, but we are now playing in Reading this Sunday 27th March at The Butler [RG1 7DS] w/ The Long Haul (, Witch Cult ( and Valkillmer (no link) Come and go mental, so you're ready for the new week!!

Sunday, 13 March 2011


Right we've got two crackin' gigs this week!

Thurs 17th - The Unicorn, Camden. w/ Smile + Theo

Sat 19th - The Nags Head, High Wycombe. BOGSTOCK [playing in the toilets!]

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Friday, 4 March 2011

Album pre-orders are up!

HURRAH! You can now pre-order our debut album 'Set Menu' over at Dead Pilot Records! Go on, treat yourself. You've been good!

Thursday, 24 February 2011

Time to tour France!

We will be touring with our good friend SEAL OF QUALITY (Rouen, FR) from June 18th - 25th. Pretty excited to say the least! Banger!

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Album Pre Orders

Yo! There will be a chance to pre-order our album 'Set Menu' out on Dead Pilot Records in the not too distant future. All info will be on here, but pre-orders will be over at Dead Pilot website which can be found HERE!

Monday, 21 February 2011


We will be playing BOGSTOCK on the 13th March AT The Nags Head in High Wycombe. It's to raise cash to do up the loos. We'll be playing in the toilets if anyone fancies joining us!

Tuesday, 1 February 2011


Walker by One Man Team Dance


Our album is recorded, mastered and just waiting to be sent off to begin the pressing stage. The awesome Dead Pilot Records will be releasing it on both Vinyl and CD format. So hopefully we shall have it in our hands within 2 months. We will sort out a tour for when we get the record, so if you'd have us, we'd love to play for you! We'll post a track up in the next few days.

Album artwork was painted by Adam Laurence Hedley